Suhaas Golu

aka peshaab

The Legend, The Myth, The Meme

Suhaas slide 1
When someone asks if I finished my homework 😬

Weird Qualities

  • Can fall asleep anywhere, anytime
  • Has a laugh that sounds like a broken car alarm
  • Collects random bottle caps for "future projects"
  • Claims to speak fluent dolphin
  • Always takes selfies at the worst possible moments

Fun Facts

  • Once ate 17 samosas in one sitting
  • Has a secret collection of rubber ducks
  • Believes firmly that cereal is a soup
  • Can recite the alphabet backwards while doing jumping jacks
  • Has named all his electronic devices after cartoon characters